Do you want to do this?

We're running $20M ARR, EBITDA of negative $31M, and some interest from a16z, so we're asking for a minimum buy-in of $80k at a $400M post.

Round

Series A, ongoing since before you were here

Use of funds

Shoes

Terms

Non-dilutive to the shoe

Wire

Put it in a shoe. Leave the shoe outside. Do not watch them come for the shoe.

Soft-circled allocations close when the Cobbler says so. He hasn't said anything in four days.